Food for Thought [04.13.15]

April 13, 2015

Let’s talk color.

Eggplant. The color of the plant’s skin.


Watermelon. The color of the plant’s flesh.


Banana. Skin.


Kiwi. Flesh.


One more example of why English is the most difficult language to learn.


On Stupidity… [04.03.15]

April 3, 2015
  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.  –  Albert Einstein
  • The enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming. (About chickens) – Werner Herzog
  • The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. – Bertrand Russell

On Death and Dying [03.19.15]

March 19, 2015

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.” – Isaac Asimov 

“Don’t think of it as dying. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”  -Terry Pratchett

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

To the Dogs [02.27.15]

February 27, 2015
  • If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. – Harry S. Truman
  • If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

My Dog, Emma

emma resting

Quotable Quotes [02.23.15]

February 23, 2015
  • I have an irrational fear of wearing a good outfit on an insignificant day. – unknown
  • On a bad day, there’s always lipstick. – unknown
  • Always dress like you’re going to meet your worst enemy. – Kimora Lee Simmons (unknown as far as I’m concerned.)

That’s Just Wrong [02.20.15]

February 20, 2015

This could be more than a post. It could be its own blog.

I’ll get it started. Thanks for playing.

  • Happy belated birthday! The person’s birthday isn’t late. Your birthday wish is late. It’s, belated happy birthday!

Warning: TMI to Follow [02.13.15]

February 13, 2015

Have you ever walked out of a public restroom and wanted to say to the person going in, “You might want to wait a minute.”