Food for Thought [04.13.15]

April 13, 2015

Let’s talk color.

Eggplant. The color of the plant’s skin.

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Watermelon. The color of the plant’s flesh.

watermelon

Banana. Skin.

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Kiwi. Flesh.

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One more example of why English is the most difficult language to learn.


On Stupidity… [04.03.15]

April 3, 2015
  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.  –  Albert Einstein
  • The enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming. (About chickens) – Werner Herzog
  • The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. – Bertrand Russell

On Death and Dying [03.19.15]

March 19, 2015

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.” – Isaac Asimov 

“Don’t think of it as dying. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”  -Terry Pratchett

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen


To the Dogs [02.27.15]

February 27, 2015
  • If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. – Harry S. Truman
  • If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

My Dog, Emma

emma resting


Quotable Quotes [02.23.15]

February 23, 2015
  • I have an irrational fear of wearing a good outfit on an insignificant day. – unknown
  • On a bad day, there’s always lipstick. – unknown
  • Always dress like you’re going to meet your worst enemy. – Kimora Lee Simmons (unknown as far as I’m concerned.)

That’s Just Wrong [02.20.15]

February 20, 2015

This could be more than a post. It could be its own blog.

I’ll get it started. Thanks for playing.

  • Happy belated birthday! The person’s birthday isn’t late. Your birthday wish is late. It’s, belated happy birthday!

Warning: TMI to Follow [02.13.15]

February 13, 2015

Have you ever walked out of a public restroom and wanted to say to the person going in, “You might want to wait a minute.”